Why Is All The Rum Gone?

caseystudy:

It also equally influences the way you interact with every future course assuming you were paying attention. 

drunkonstevphen:

Jon on “All-American Muslim” Boycott

breanarz:

I loveeee how i met your mother.

breanarz:

I loveeee how i met your mother.

venomyz:
Story of my Life.

Story of my Life.

thisgingersnapsback:

kaijufenrir:

noobjake:

LOL YOU SMARTASS.


LOLOLOL. Smartassery. I’m not put off by it because I’ve seen worse.

GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH THIS IS CRUEL PEOPLE.

thisgingersnapsback:

kaijufenrir:

noobjake:

LOL YOU SMARTASS.

LOLOLOL. Smartassery. I’m not put off by it because I’ve seen worse.

GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH THIS IS CRUEL PEOPLE.

Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Thigh high socks just make me so happy. I don’t know why it’s so sexy, it just is >.<

Thigh high socks just make me so happy. I don’t know why it’s so sexy, it just is >.<